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Dead Cat lyrics

A ya ya ya ya ya yaaar...
No petrol in the van,
Knee deep in empty cans,
We've lost the map, the tyre's flat, the bloody kid's been banned,
We stopped off for some grease, Nevis is obese,
We left him standing empty handed,
Ten miles outside Leeds.
Oh no...
Just find us a pub where the ale and tarts are free,
Lock that fucking door,
We'll drink beer to eternity.
Someone farted in the back,
Fast Fret found a cat,
It was in the road, all stiff and cold and squashed and thin and flat,
He wants to bring it back in a Tesco bag,
It's got one eye, it's full of flies,
He's got to have something to shag,
For fuck's sake...
Just find us a pub where the ale and tarts are free,
Lock that fucking door,
We'll drink beer to eternity.
(Repeat to end)

Macc Lads song lyrics

Macc Lads Songs
  1. All Day Drinkin'
  2. Alton Towers
  3. Ben Nevis
  4. Blackpool
  5. Bloik!
  6. Boddies
  7. Buenos Aries
  8. Charlotte
  9. Dan's Round Us 'andbag
  10. Dan's Underpant
  11. Dead Cat
  12. Failure With Girls
  13. Fluffy Pup
  14. Geordie Girl

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