Prostitute Song lyrics |
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Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef:Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questons that I shouldn't be answering?! "Chef, what's the clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a rim jub, Chef?" For once, can't just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?" Stan: Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it? Chef: It sure is! Thank you. Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Uh uh! You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again. Cartman: Lunchtime! I'm starved! Chef: Oh my God. Eric? Cartman: That's me. Stan: Chef was just about to tell us what a protitute is. |
Chef: Why do you need to know what a prostitue is anyway?! Stan: Because Jesus told us that Kenny's a prostitute. Is he? Kenny: Yeah. Am I? Chef: Well, no, uh of course Kenny is not a prostitute. Kyle: Why? Chef: Well, because, children, a prostitute is someone who… you could pay for certain services. Stan: Like what? Chef: Like keeping you company. Understand? Stan: No. Chef: You see, chidren, sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the lovin' is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk. [song] |
But a prostitute is someone who would love you No matter who you are, or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children. That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards. That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor. James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well. Chef: And that's why I say- Chef and James Taylor: Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They- Chef: Oohhhh [sees principal] James Taylor, what the hell are you doin' in here?! Singing' about prostitutes to the children! Get out of here! |
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